About

I’m just a guy who is trying to spend some time with his girlfriend.

The Guy

Oh hey there. It’s me.

My Philosophy

I think that pseudo-regularly getting face to face time with your significant other is the key to a happy and healthy relationship.

Services

I don’t have much to offer, but I would love to hangout with you when I am in town.

What Are The People Saying About Michael?

“Not the worst person to be stuck on a boat with”

“Incredibly Tolerable”

“He’s a Top 35 Cousin”